A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, "That'll be $1.49."
The duck replies, "Put it on my bill!"
Hahaha! You know laughed!
Speaking of lip balm...
We have six Sparta Soap oLive! lip balm varieies listed on etsy right now: orange flower, absolutely cocoa, cocoa mint, cocoa mocha, peppermint and tea tree & peppernint
Note: these are vegan lip balms